Sunak and the Shameful Spring Statement

Once upon a time,
in the land of corruption and greed,
lived an extremely rich man,
Responsible for helping those in need,

Then the day came,
Where he announced what he would do,
But that extremely rich man,
Decided not to help out me or you

Instead, he scratched his head
He turned and gave his friends a wink
He giggled to himself proudly
As the common people began to sink

Oh, how he laughed!
As they begged him for more
'Sunak, help us please!'
Cried the voices of the poor

He could not ignore what he had heard
His ears be big enough
So he reluctantly threw them a penny
Course, he kept piles of the stuff

So, with that we shall end it
And our extremely rich man is glad
The story could continue on
But now it can only go from bad to bad