A Bruising Week

Battered and bruised, the Prime Minister of the UK (for now), Boris Johnson, seems to have had a pretty rough week.

41% of Tory MPs have declared they have no confidence in his ability to lead, despite this hollow victory, many of his closest arse licking supporters, are utterly adamant that this 'successful win' means they can now get on with the job at hand.

Having 'got all the big calls right' (like fuck he has), the PM can now continue wrecking havoc across the country, 'levelling' up (getting fucked up), and finding shiny new projects that he can turn into catchy and, of course, meaningless slogans in the hopes of beguiling the British public like the slippery con man he aspires to be, but is just not bright enough to pull off. No real style, no substance, unless we count substance abuse. Vacant stare, sniff, sniff, sniff.

Nadine Dorries, Jacob Rees-Mogg, Dominic Rabb, Grant Shapps, Priti Patel, Liz Truss and others, all complicit in squandering dignity and integrity, led by a lying, cheating, corrupt, self interested Prime Minister, whose ego continues to feed its way through the house, like a gluttonous breast, gorging on decency and honesty, casting a brutal attack on British Democracy. Then shitting them out and trying to pass off its remains as something fair, something the public should be grateful for. After all, it's more than us peasants deserve, if we only knew what was good for us.

Hypocrisy in the Tory Party is rife and it stinks, Rees-Mogg admitted he was wrong to say that Theresa May should have resigned after losing a third of MPs support. After the vote on Boris he declared it was a 'good victory for the Prime Minister' that he 'won comfortably'. Well, good thing he took back what he said about May hey, otherwise that would've been pretty embarrassing.

Nadine Dorris said before the vote that '14million people voted for Boris in a general election' and that she finds it 'utterly bizarre that a small number of MPs think they can overrule that vote of 14 million people'.

Where to begin with that statement? I don't know about the majority of people, but Boris Johnson wasn't an option on my voting slip. When people around the country (for reasons I'm yet to understand) did vote for the Conservatives at the general election they were more likely than not voting for a 'local' representative, someone to stand in the house and represent them. That’s how it works! If, after speaking with their constituents, a 'small' (not so small) number of MPs rightly trigger a vote of no confidence because it's what the public asked for and want, all because the public want Boris gone then surely that can only be right! Wake up Nadine.

Moving on and drawing a line (of cocaine) under all that, Boris won. Sniff, sniff. So now, under the current rules (unless he wants to change them) he can not be challenged for at least a year. As he will not step down of his own volition, we are now doomed to soldier on with a sweaty half wit Prime Minister, whose only talent is to impersonate a failed Ibiza disc jockey with a tie round his head and one hand in his pants, bagging himself weekend weddings gigs for the sour rate of half a pint of Fosters an hour. Oh the shame. As a country, we are an absolute joke.

Waiting on average 51 minutes for an ambulance to turn up, a housing crisis, schools struggling to properly look after and care for, let alone educate, pupils. An energy crisis, police kicking down protesters in the street, a climate crisis, the cost of living crisis, hospitals setting up food banks to feed their own staff! Welcome one and all to Tory Britain. Satisfied yet? Or do you want more?

Be all means, Boris, carry on. Whether it's you or someone else, sniff, makes no difference. If it's a Tory, things can always get worse.