Letters, letters, letters

Everyone's getting £400.

The are some exceptional cases of course, if you own 3 or 4 homes you'll be receiving 3 or 4 times as much.

If you're an 'all in' renter, or live on a site where you pay for your pitch, then you may receive some discount, at the discretion of your landlord/land owner. Despite there being no legal obligation for them to lower what you pay each month, ensuring they pass on the benefits of this scheme, but it’s okay because we all know how trustworthy and fair landlords are, right?

Oh, and if you're a Tory MP, you might want to give your helping to charity, if you feel like it of course... what a great way to spread wealth, throwing a few crumbs to the peasants, makes no difference to you..

Point being, if that money makes no difference to you, then maybe don't take it? You obviously don't need it in the first place, maybe if the Chancellor was capable of distributing funds more effectively, targeting those that really need it, perhaps that would be an advantageous approach to the current cost of living crisis, no?

Sadly, Rishi lives in a different world. A giant money box in fact, stuffing his pillows with rolled up £50s to keep comfortable, burning £20s on the fire place to keep his giant money box of a palace warm. All cash of course because it's quite clear he doesn't know how to use a debit card. If Rishi emptied his piggy bank of pocket money I'm sure I could find some good use for it.

In other news;

The "first batch" of asylum seekers will be sent to Rwanda in 2 weeks. This "world leading", "innovative" is the alternative solution Priti Patel has devised when the rest of the globe are out of answers. Never mind all the bollocks, like the international Refugee Convention and that annoying little hiccup. What was that thing called again? Oh yeah, the international bill of human rights!

Nah, forget all that rubbish.

"Send the first batch over!"

The letters have been sent and the UK will soon be handing out 'one way' tickets to Rwanda. Don't worry everyone, despite the obvious legal issues that might arise by shipping innocent people claiming a asylum like products and commodities to a country known for it's human rights violations, Priti Patel has assured us she'll 'press ahead with the plans'.

Talking of letters;

Letters, letters, letters.

There's no doubt the focus today will be on Boris, escaping yet another grilling from the house, we’re unfortunately missing out on the odd shaped sack of spuds, for he will not be propped up against the dispatch box in the usual way this week. Instead, he'll be left mumbling to himself, something about 'in good faith' and 'job at hand' while hunched over a mirror in the corner, in anyone of the cocaine laced toilets he so chooses to engage.

His narcissistic arrogance still blissful intact, his amorality unwavering, his disdain for the public undiminished, his disregard for the rule of law unfaltering and his resentment of those around him, with the slightest ability to possess a shred of empathy and foresight, germinating like a twisted root of jealously, sprouting out the back of his rotten spud-like head.

His pathetic letter to Lord Geidt to explain his stance that unintentional rule breaking is somehow an exception to the ministerial code, a code that he doesn't care to follow anyway so why would it matter, he has 'apologised' and 'corrected' the record so let's move on and find some more rules to break.

Rumours spreading that the number of no confidence letters are slowly increasing, sad truth being that the Tories don't really have any better option, 'take me to your leader' having a somewhat fucking depressing outcome for them with the current way things are going. A choice between dumb and dumber or shit and already shat. Oh, how will they possibly decide? The mind boggles.

I personally, cannot wait to see what utter shit they come up with next.