Quid pro quo
Contractual agreement:
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Signed: Dame Cressida Dick
Squeaky bum time this week as the country waited patiently on the edges of our Swedish IKEA furniture for Sue Gray's report but, alas, to no avail.
Sadly, though unsurprisingly, the report we were promised has not yet been released. On account of the fact it holds information which is now part of an ongoing police investigation.
Oh, really? The police, having pulled their finger out their arse, finally decide to investigate the very publicly committed crime! How very f***ing convenient that this is all happening now.
Of course, Sue Gray could release the report, the police have given her the go ahead and doing so would not be illegal. She'd only have to take out all the bits that referred to a party in Downing Street.
Hmm, how's that gonna' work then? When that's exactly what the sodding report is about to begin with. Saying it would be difficult to not reference parties and have any kind of report worth it’s time would be an understatement. From the shady way this Government are conducting themselves, running Britannia like the mafia, it's fair to assume that what would be left of said report, could easily be written out on the back of a second class stamp with room to spare.
What's more clear now than ever before, is that the police are working in the interest of this corrupted Government, and not the taxpayer who pay their wage. A belated police investigation now will only delay the truth further. If it comes out at all. As if we don’t all already know what happened. This is all despite Sue Gray's best efforts to have it published in full.
Boris is on ice so thin, it's already melted, leaving him in a wet soggy patch of his own making, clinging onto his position of power by a fine blonde hair. Yet, devoid of shame, the narcissist continues to linger on like a bad smell.
It's now known he celebrated his birthday with 30 people and was 'ambushed' with a cake. To be clear though, it wasn't a party. My god no, ‘cause that would have been against the rules, wouldn't it.
Boris will not go and at this point, I am starting to think he never will. Boris Johnson could shoot someone through the foot while singing a posh rendition of 'anarchy in the UK' during PMQs, all whilst simultaneously using a hollowed out Biro to snort a fat line of cocaine off the dispatch box and still, he would not resign.
He even had the audacity this week to have a dig at Ian Blackford in response to the MPs question at PMQs.
Blackford said the impending National Insurance tax rise ‘hangs like guillotine while they eat cake,’ as he called on Tory MPs to oust the PM.
Mr Johnson hit back saying: ‘I don’t know who’s been eating more cake.’
I mean, if that's all he has to say, I'd say the PM is pretty much f***ed. Though, has he ever actually been more than a bunch of incomprehensible babbling words. My ten month of son could address the nation with better clarity and he can't even talk yet.
Boris is an utter embarrassment to this country. The sooner he gets gone the better. My only fear is that the Tories would then have to put someone else in charge, someone who actually knows what they are doing.
If you think things are bad now...imagine what that would look like!